Ramuh The Story Behind The Name

Although It Was Previously Said That I Got My Name Because Humar Which Is Ramuh Backwards Sounds Like Humour And That Ramuh Sounds Like A Cow With A Cold Saying Baa Moo

These Are False! Although They May Contribute To The Name A Small Bit They Are Not The Main Reason! The Real Reason Is Much More In Depth And Scary In Fact I Warn You Not To Read Further! Unless You Have A Heart For Adventure And Are Not Squeamish!

It All Begins In A Place Like Germany But With The People Of Switzerland And The Polish Language! That’s Right It All Begins In Ireland! (Well A Place Not Like The Description At All Called Wyrdland!)

I Once Lived Peacefully Among The Sheep In The Hills And Vales Of Wyrdland But One Day I Did Something That Was Going To Change My Life Forever! I Pursued Vilhelm!

Vilhelm Is A Cow Who Is Held In Very High Regard In Wyrdland But I Needed To Meet Him!

I Knew That Vilhelm Often Popped Out To Talk To People But No-One Had Ever Successfully Sought Him Out! I Decided That I Would Be The First And They Would Love Me For It!

So I Set Off Up The Mountains In Search Of The Legendary Vilhelm All I Had With Me Was A Flask Of Goats Milk And Some Goats Cheese And All I Wore Was A Woollen Jumper With Woollen Pants, Woollen Shoes And Woollen Socks! I Assumed That Vilhelm Would Be Kind Enough To Give Me Something To Eat And Drink When I Found Him But I Was Wrong!

I Searched For Two Days And Eventually Found A Small Hut Occupied By The Legendary Vilhelm

I Slid Around The Back And Entered The Hut But Vilhelm Saw Me And He Was Angry!

Then He Let Out The Most Ferocious Moo I Had Ever Heard And The Sheep Came Running!

They Came In Their Thousands All Carrying Little Arms With Hearts On The Ends!

They Ran Towards Me The Little Hearts Were Throbbing All The Way!

Blood Splattering Behind Me Hitting The Back Of My Neck And Soaking Into My Clothes!

And As They Ran After Me They Screamed "Ramuh, Ramuh, Ramuh" I Lost Them And Went Into Hiding! I Vowed Never To Bother The Sheep Of Wyrdland Ever Again And I Never Will!

I Recently Found That The Word Ramuh Means Traitor In Wyrdish!

I Had Betrayed Them!