I Bet No-One Will Ever Think Of Looking Here. Hehehehehehe. I'm SOOO Dastardly. Come On People, Join The "League Of Evil" Today! All The Coolest Bands, Actors, Webmasters, Politicians, Builders, Super-Villains And Demons Are Affiliated With EVIL. Even Ross Perot. He's SO Small! Hu's A Widdle Baby Waby Rossy Woo?

Gather Round Children For I Will Tell You A Tale. A Tale Of Sheep. Who Just Happen To Be Nice.

NiceSheep Are, As You May Already Have Deduced, Nice. They Don't Taste Nice, They ARE Nice, You Monsters. They Aren't Really REALLY Nice Like, Say, The PopeSheep Or The DalaiLlama, But Just Y'Know NICE. With A Capital I-C-E. "But Surely They Can't Stay Nice FOREVER" I Hear You Asking. They Don't. They Saunter Vaguely Downwards. NOT Fall. There Are NO FallenSheep. There ARE Vaguely-Sauntered-Downwards-And-Here-I-AmSheep. Guess What. What? Evil T. Sheep Is One. Oh Yes, He Is. But That's All You'll Hear On The Subject. Come On Charlie, The Gooks Are Coming! No, no, noooo, CHARLIIIIEEE! FLASHBACK!

Sheep As Nice As NiceSheep, You'd Expect To Sit At Home Listening To Frank Sinatra Records, But They Have Surprisingly Many Adventures. Two Main Reasons : They Can't Really SIT, And They Listen To Nirvana. And Greenday. Occasionally, IF An "Adventure" Is Suitably Entertaining, And They Pay Us Enou...*COUGH COUGH* *SPLUTTER*. Ahem. Someday. I Looooove Sheep. No, Not In THAT Way, But They Are So Loveable Aint They you Sweet Sweet Innocent People. Eh? You Wot? Are You Yanking My Crank?

NiceSheep Are By No Means Geniuses. They're Not Even Smart. Honestly, They're Probably Surprised By The Sun Rising Every Morning And All The Green Stuff In The Fields. These Guys Are DENSE. STUPID, MORONIC, SEVERELY RETARDED, Call Them What You Will, You Do NOT Want Them On Your Table-Quiz Team. Not Even In Wales, But A Flock Is Only As Intelligent As The Smartest Sheep In It, So If You Get Several Million Of Them In The One Place They'd Probably Be Smart Enough To Get The Drinks. Oooh Ooooh Ooooh! Look MA, I'm A MONKEY! Oooh Ohhh, Oooooooooh, Oooooooooooohohohohohoho! Mmmm,Thosome NICE Ticks!

NiceSheep Are Just Your Average Sheep Really. They Won't Hassle You, As Long As You Stay Away From Their Grass. They Won't Eat Your Children, But They Probably Would Clean Out Your Fridge. NiceSheep Won't Jump You The Second You Turn Your Back, But They Probably Would Blow Your Brains Out If Someone Paid Them Enough. NiceSheep AREN'T Leprechauns. They're Sheep. Just Sheep. That's All We Can Say. To YOU Anyway. Unless You Don't Mind Being Killed Afterwards. But YOU Might Be A Tad Offended. A Tad. Perhaps. Of Course They Won't You Fool! They're Just Cannon Fodder AHAHAHAHA! BANG! BANG! BOOM! AHAAHHAHAHA! GOTCHA! AAHAHAHA! THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE! BWAAHAAHHAAHAA! EVIL! :-D

You'll All ALMOST DEFINITELY FIND THIS MESSAGE. So. I SHOT JR. Nah. I Can Do Better.Look Over There! QUICK!...(footsteps)..................(car screeching)......(plane taking off)................................................................

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