Welcome To Our Jokes Page!

Its Supposed To Be FUNNY!

Listen To Our Famous Last Words!

Do It You Stupid Pigs!

Note The Babysitting Do's And Don'ts!

Better Pay Attention! That Trial Was An Awful Business, Wasn't It?

What's This Thing Doing?

Probably Trying To Kill You. But I'm Not Paranoid, If That's What You're Thinking….IM NOT!

Some Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Pets Saying!

Out Loud Anyway…

Can I Have Some Fish Here, Please?

The story of a boy, and the liver fluke that loved him.

Yum! Absinthe! Yes Please! Gimme Gimme Gimme Some More!

Remember Kids! DON’T DRINK ABSINTHE! UNLESS YOU ARE A GIFTED LITERARY FIGURE RESTING IN FRANCE! LIKE ME!

Read A Young Crackhead's Diary!

I suppose it could have been funnier really. But what're you gonna do? EH?

! No That's NOT Supposed To Be A "Funny" "Joke" Alright?

Go Back To Our Main Page!

Go Back To The Page Of Death!

Go Back To Satan's Playpen!

Walla Walla Bing Bang! We HATE That "Song". Oh Yes We DO-hoo.

Hello All You Sweet, Ugly, UGLY People, I'm Just Writing This To Insult You! Oh Yes I Am! Fug YO! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You Old Ginned Up Drunks! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! CRACKHEADS!!!! ASSWHORES!