How happyDubo Got His Name

Dubo Was Sad Really Really Really Really Really Really Sad In The Way Only HE Could Be!

He Was But Dubo A In The Crowd With No Name No Nothing And He Had A Problem With Double Negatives…

He Had To Get A Name It Was What His Mother Would Have Wanted… Before The Unpleasantness

But How To Get Such A Rare And Valued Commodity?

How To Get A Name And Still Be Home Early Enough To Get Himself Spayed?

There Was Only ONE Thing He Could Do!

He Would Have To Hunt Down Vilhelm And Ask Him Politely…

Ask Him To DIE!

His People Would Bow Down In Worship Of His Great Feet!

That Would Show Them Show Them Good!

Dubo Was Lonely Really Really Really Really Really Really Lonely In The Way Only HE Could Be!

He Was On The Vilhelm Hunt And BOY Was it Cold!

He Needed Beef And He Needed It Now!

Woollen Coat Woollen Pants Woollen Shoes And He Wanted To Scratch Himself In Two Places At Once…

He Had Stared Into The Abyss And It Had Smiled Back…

He Had Never Smelt Beef Before But He Had Heard The Legends Of The Great Explorers Who Had Died In Pure Ecstasy…

If Only He Could Die Like That It'd Show Them Good…

Show Them ALL!

Vilhelm Was Standing In A Cave Minding His Own Business Eating His Own Grass Fertilised With His Own ************** Living His Happy Little Big Life!

He Was Sick Of Hunters Thirsty For His Beef Thirsty For His **************!

Why Couldn't They Leave Him Alone And Get Beef Somewhere Els…

Oh Yeah…

Dubo Could Sense Him…

Vilhelm Was Near…

A Mountain Of Beef So Close He Could Smell Him If It Wasn't It For A Bone Disease That Prevented Him From Smelling Large Mammals…

He Clutched His Stick Close To His Heart!

It Was The Key To Eternal Beefiness…

That'd Show Them…Show Them Good!

Vilhelm Could Smell Someone…

Someone Close By…

Exactly What Happened In The Next Few Seconds is Still Hotly Debated But All That We Know For Sure Is That After The Ensuing Chaos Was Over Dubo Was Hugging Vilhelm…

He Was Finally Smelling BEEF!

That'd Show Them… Show Them Good…

Dubo Was Happy Really Really Really Really Really Really Happy In The Way That Only HE Could Be!

He Was happyDubo……

And That Is That… Well Not Quite, If You Have Actually Read Through All That ( Up There), You Will Have Noticed That 2, Yes TWO, Words Are Missing Presumed Unwritten At The Moment… Anyway, Whoever ( That Means YOU, Sphincters…) Submits The Best Word/ Phrase To Fit The *******'s Will Win A Prize! We Haven't Decided For Sure EXACTLY What It Is Yet, But If We Get Any Half-Decent Entries We Will Give You A Choice…Maybe…hehehehe.