Evil Sheep (Or Evil T. Sheep As He Likes To Be Known) Was Born Into A Family Of Twenty Five And His Mother Immediately Dumped Him In The Forest Hoping He Would Somehow Survive

He Grew Up In The Forest Eating Mushrooms And Other Fungi But No Grass At All

His Lack Of The Vitamins And Minerals Found In Grass Made Him Angry And Irritated

His Anger Festered And Grew As He Grew Up But He Had No One To Abuse

He Used To Curse The Mushrooms Or The Flies That Would Buzz Around His Head

One Day Another Sheep Was Walking Through The Woods And He Stumbled Across A Shack

This Was Evil Sheep's Home But The Sheep Was Not To Know This So He Went Inside

At The Time Evil Sheep Was Collecting Mushrooms And When He Came Beck He Got A Shock

He Screamed With Joy That He Had Finally Got A Reason And Time To Release His Anger

He Shouted Abuse At The Sheep And Threw Mushrooms At Him Before Charging At Him

The Sheep Offered Him Anything To Let Him Go And To Let Him Stay Living

"Show Me Where You Live And Let Me Live There" He Said With A Sly Grin

The Sheep Complied With His Wishes And Unwittingly Introduced Evil Sheep To Society

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