In The Beginning There Was A Lot Of Cool Stuff That Happened But We're More Interested In

It All Began On A Night Which Was Most Like Most Other Nights, Dark.

That One Always Puzzled The People Of Wyrdland Why Didn't The Sun Come Out At Night When It Was Needed The Most.

Only There Was One Difference With This Night, The Bringer Of Death To Thousands.

There Were No Stars Out And Where They Should Be Was A "Darker" Black (If Its Possible)

In The Light (Well Actually Dark) Of This Situation The Sheep Flocked To Vilhelm.

They Had Relied On Vilhelm Many Times In The Past And He Had Never Forsaken Them.

But Vilhelm Had, Had A Vision The Night Before and Was Nowhere To Be Found, And That’s Just What He Wanted

People Think That Just Because You've Been A Hero Once Or Twice In You're Lifetime You're Indestructible Or That You Could Never Be A Coward.

The Sheep Of Wyrdland Had Lost Hope, There Was Nothing To Do And Nowhere To Turn.

Some Where In The Dark Something Fell Over And Broke On The Floor.

It Had Been Clumsy McOopsy's Oil Lantern, He Had Never Gotten The Hang Of Handles.

The Fire Spread Like, Well, Wildfire. Of Course The Sheep Sleep On STRAW Beds Which Wasn't A Big Help To The Wyrdish Volunteer Fire Dept.

Everyone Remained Calm And Went About There Business Until They Realize That Wool Burned.

They Decided That A Good Soak In The Lake Would Stop The Burning.

The Volunteers Ushered Everyone Into The Lake, Evil T. Sheep Even Charged Admission.

When Everyone Was Floating Calmly In The Water The Realized Sheep Can't Swim.

When You Remain Calm You Can Float But If You Panic………

They Tried To Escape The Was, But Then Remembered The Blaze So They Decided They Would Head For The Mountains And Call Vilhelm To See If He Could Stop The Blaze

Only One Sheep Was Able To Escape The Water Fast Enough Before The Under Water Volcano Erupted

It Was The God Sheep Of Course, He Made His Way Slowly To The Mountains, Trying To Ignore The Agonizing Screams Coming From The Lake.

He Reached The Summit And Said Six Words That Saved The Whole Population. (Apart From Those Who Had Already Died.

"Vilhelm, Why Have You Forsaken Me?" He Screamed At The Top Of His Lungs.

He Heard A Rumble And The Ground Began To Move Underneath Him.

He Had Caused A Freak Avalanche, The Snow Rolled Down Into The Lake And Freezing Fought Boiling To Eventually Agree On Luke Warm.

Their Beautiful City Had Been Destroyed But A Large Island Had Sprouted In Their "Lake"

They Were Overjoyed and Stamped Their Feet In A Rhythm Not Uncommon At Concerts

Sadly The Already Battered Core Gave Way Again To And Earthquake

As They Watched Wyrdland Disappear The Mountains On The other Side Parted And The Ground All Around Shook.

The Once Easily Accessed Continent (By Whom No One Knows) Was Now A Forgotten Island Never To Be Rediscovered

The Sheep Settled Down And Were Happy With Their New World.

But What About The Stars, I Hear You Think Well That’s The Amusing Part

I'm Sorry But This Was The Easiest Ending To Think Up Before My Deadline. I Might Improve It Later

Vilhelm Had Set The Whole Thing Up As A Practical Joke Because He Knew They Had To Go Through A Hell Of A Lot Before They Could Get A New City. (He Was Bored With The Old One)

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